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Sorry but this is a family-friendly review and young teenagers may be reading this.Īt last we have arrived to the other all ass-piring and tit-illating section, the characters! However, to simplify this section I have created an outline of each female character that will justify the ecchi-ness of IS. I laughed so hard because as soon as his hands grazed her back, it sounded as if he (bleep)’d her and she instantly (bleep)’d all over his (bleep). A lovely example is when Ichika rubs sun tanning lotion all over Cecilia. The mecha on mecha grinding, the IS explosions, and the embarrassing squirms and squeals of the plethora of IS pilot trainees is pretty spot on, with the latter-most being comical at times. The best part of the audio comes in by way of the sound effects. In fact, I kind of enjoyed the ED a little bit, not that I am hitting the replay button over and over. The music is less than captivating, but manageable, including the OP and ED. It’s not at the bottom for production budget, but it certainly is not at the top either.

The art and animation are standard, generic fair with the IS units looking the best and most detailed. If you are the latter, then get lost and go enjoy your pick among the litter of lovely heroine ladies that could only happen in the world of Infinite Wet Dream. You would have a better chance of getting into your own IS unit and trying to hit the Silver Gospel Third Gen IS with it, which by this universe’s definition means you must be either a female reader of this review, or Ichika himself. Now that’s not to say that the actual plot is not enjoyable at all, assuming you can locate it. I guess I am being comical here because that’s what IS is, a sexualized, mini-gundam harem-comedy. …okay, that’s enough unrealistic 2-D fantasizing for one afternoon back to the hand on matter, err, I mean matter at-hand (cough cough). Oh, and one important side note to add: they are all attractively drawn in their appearance and erotically drawn to Ichika as well. Ever! Otherwise, the correct title of this anime would be Infinite Wet Dream, because like so many other Ecchi titles before (and after) it, one male main character is forcefully “thrusted” into nothing butt an all-girls school. But this anime is not to be taken seriously nor is the above ever likely to happen. Honestly, if this was any other single teenage guy in Ichika’s situation, they would know exactly what to do with all these ladies flaunting and throwing themselves at him. Your Harem of Houki, Cecelia, Charlotte, Laura, Lingyan, girls A, B, C, etc. await you to hold them into your arms, sweep them off their feet, brutishly place them onto your bed, and in your case, do nothing. He is so dense and clueless when it comes to his fellow female classmates that they could all strip naked and begin begging for his IS unit to be deployed and he would just stare and stutter aimlessly saying, “W-What are you all d-doing?” Duh, dummy. To be honest, even if I meant any of the previous comments it would not due Ichika any good. Yes! I meant to say IS! He will learn to become a skilled IS pilot alongside these beautiful bosoms butts breasts, um uh, b-beautiful lady classmates of his (gulps, nervously sweats).

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So naturally he attends a prestigious All-Girls School (previously now) surrounded by nothing but young virgin, teenage IS pilots in training and the virginity excerpt is confirmed in episode 10 or 11, no joking.Īt this esteemed academy, he will learn how to master the teenage girl, I mean IS. In other words, only female pilots may pilot an IS unit aside from this strapping young lad. He is the only one among billions of others around the world. Simply put, this is a near plotless story about a teenage boy named Ichika, and his ability to be the only male capable of flying an IS unit.

These (wo)manned machines will revolutionize the world on a global scale, bringing peace and prosperity to all nations of the Earth!Īh forget it…this is not a drama and/or war anime. These manned machines, well actually, let me accurately re-state that last statement.

Get ready to embark on a journey to the near distant future, where a wacky super genius with Rabbit Ears and lovely lady lumps is the great Inventor of these self-titled (IS) Mecha units. Prepare yourselves for what will surely be the most fun part I write in this review of Infinite Stratos (IS). Ladies and gentlemen, men, women, and all others.